Friday, November 16, 2007


Bloody hell, it's been a while since I've been on here. It's going to have to be one hell of a post to catch up. I'll try and condense it into the smallest amount of sapce possible:

I got drunk and am now living in New Zealand.

Right, now that it's all up to date, I can go and eat my beans on toast thst The Kid is slaving away over. They're not just ANY old beans, though... they're Watties Boston Beans. They have MEAT in them. From a TIN. Mamazing.

Oh, and it's mid-November and I'm sitting out on my balcony wearing just a pair of shorts cos it's so hot. How weird is that? Well, not weird at all if you're from here, but it still makes me giggle like an elf. Heeheheheheheheeeeehehheheheheeee. That's what it looks like.

Anyway, toodle pip. I'm going to be much better from now on. Boz has inspired me. I know I should have somehow cleverly linked to his blog under his name, but I don't know how. I will read the instructions. There are instructions, aren't there?